fabbual

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A loud, colorful mess of being the best. Like a glitter bomb went off in a dumpster and you were the one who threw it.

My dog is fabbual. He ate my homework and my ex's face.

That cake? Fabbual. It tasted like heaven and a punch to the gut.

My cousin's dance moves are fabbual. They made the floor cry.

When something is so good, it makes your brain shut off and your mouth go numb from smiling.

That pizza was fabbual. I ate it so fast, my face turned red.

My teacher’s voice is fabbual. It sounds like a choir of angels with a bad cold.

That concert was fabbual. I screamed so loud, my neighbor called the police.

When you’re so awesome, it feels like you’re winning a fight against the universe and your pants.

My mom is fabbual. She cooked me breakfast and called my dad a donkey.

That movie was fabbual. I cried so much, my mascara ran and my socks got soggy.

My friend’s laugh is fabbual. It scared my goldfish into hiding.

A magical mix of being the best, like you were born in a glitter factory and got a free unicorn.

That ice cream was fabbual. I licked it so fast, my tongue turned numb.

My brother’s jokes are fabbual. He told one so funny, my dog started dancing.

That game was fabbual. I won and my dad lost his pants.

When something is so good, it feels like you’re eating a taco made of heaven and your mom’s love.

My cat is fabbual. She knocked over my cereal and my dad’s coffee.

That concert was fabbual. I screamed so loud, my neighbor started crying.

My friend’s new haircut is fabbual. It looks like a flamingo took a bite out of him.