Fabbitch

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A woman who is both fabulous and a total pain in the ass.

She walks in and everyone stares. Then she says nothing. Just stares. Like she owns the place.

I asked her for help and she gave me attitude and a side-eye.

She wore five different shades of glitter and still called me ugly.

A bitch who looks good and acts like she’s the queen of everything.

She showed up late and expected everyone to wait for her.

She took the last slice of pizza and called me a nobody.

She talked over me in class and called me a disgrace.

A total hot mess who still thinks she’s the best at everything.

She spilled her coffee on me and still called me clumsy.

She failed the test and blamed the teacher.

She broke her nail and acted like it was the end of the world.

A woman who’s too good for you and won’t stop showing it.

She texted me and said I was ‘just okay’ and she was ‘on fire.’

She got a new phone and I still have a flip phone.

She called me out in front of my friends and said I was ‘not even close.’

A pain in the ass who’s also really good looking.

She made me do her homework and said I was ‘beneath her.’

She got a compliment and said I was ‘just average.’

She wore my shirt and still called me ugly.