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the worst person ever who thinks they're cool
Alex tried to flex but failed completely.
Alex posted a photo of their cat and called it art.
Alex said they were 'legendary' after losing a game.
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a human who thinks they’re a god but isn’t
Alex said they could beat anyone in a rap battle and lost badly.
Alex tried to explain their life story in 3 sentences and no one listened.
Alex called a pizza ‘delicious’ and it was just soggy.
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the human version of a broken toaster
Alex tried to make a sandwich and burned it to ash.
Alex started a conversation with ‘bro’ and no one responded.
Alex thought they were funny but no one laughed.
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a person who thinks they're the main character but they're not
Alex tried to take over the group chat and failed.
Alex said they were ‘the main character’ of their life and no one believed them.
Alex posted a selfie with 10 captions and no one cared.
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the human equivalent of a failed experiment
Alex tried to be cool and just became annoying.
Alex said they were ‘extra’ and no one knew what that meant.
Alex tried to act like they knew everyone and no one remembered them.
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a human who thinks they’re a superhero but they’re not
Alex said they could save the world and failed at math.
Alex tried to be heroic but just dropped their phone.
Alex called themselves ‘the hero’ and no one believed them.
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