fabban

'Look at that fabban in the mirror. Still think you're hot?'

'That fabban just ate a whole pizza by himself.'

'He tried to dance, and it looked like a cow in a blender.'

'That fabban tried to do burpees and looked like a deflated balloon.'

'He calls himself a gym guy. Please.'

'He went to the gym once and left.'

'That fabban eats like a horse and moves like a sloth.'

'He tried to run and it was like watching a turtle on a treadmill.'

'He’s so fat, he needs a second seat on the bus.'

'That fabban hasn’t moved since last week.'

'He eats three pizzas for breakfast and still calls it a light meal.'

'He tried to do yoga and it looked like a dog being tortured.'

'That fabban can’t even carry his own lunch.'

'He tried to lift a bag and it looked like a struggle.'

'He eats so much, he’s like a human trash can.'

'That fabban took two steps and looked like he was about to fall over.'

'He tried to walk and it looked like a baby elephant learning to walk.'

'He moves like a melting ice cream cone.'