Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

To jerk off with a soft willy that looks like a sad noodle.

He fabbage in the bathroom during lunch break like it's the Super Bowl.

She fabbage in the car while her mom is on the phone yelling about the mortgage.

Fabbage so hard he woke up the neighbor's dog.

2

When you squeeze a limp sausage and hope it gets hard.

Fabbage in the shower because he forgot his phone and it's Monday.

He fabbage in the closet like he's hiding from the police.

Fabbage so loud the whole class heard it through the wall.

3

To rub a flaccid penis like it’s your last hope.

Fabbage in the car while his dad is yelling about the bill.

He fabbage in the kitchen like he’s doing a magic trick.

Fabbage so much he forgot to do his homework.

4

To stroke a soft willy like it’s the end of the world.

Fabbage in the hallway like he’s running from a monster.

He fabbage in the gym while the teacher is talking about math.

Fabbage so hard the lights flickered.

5

When you rub a soft pecker like it's your only friend.

Fabbage in the bedroom while his mom is on the phone.

He fabbage in the cafeteria like he's trying to beat the lunch rush.

Fabbage so much he got a standing ovation from the dog.

6

To squeeze a flaccid dong like it’s your final exam.

Fabbage in the library like he's hiding from the principal.

He fabbage in the bus while the driver is talking about traffic.

Fabbage so hard the bus driver yelled at him.