fabalaptous

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A lapdance so good it makes your pants fall off and your dignity disappear.

I got a fabalaptous at the club and my pants fell off like I was on a diet.

My friend got a fabalaptous and now he walks like he’s got a sore butt.

I watched a fabalaptous and my neighbor asked if I was in the club or just there for the show.

A fancy way for a gay guy to say he’s getting a lapdance and it’s life-changing.

He said it was a fabalaptous and I believed him until he cried.

My cousin went to a fabalaptous and now he thinks he’s a dancer.

At the bar, he said it was a fabalaptous and now I know he’s gay.