Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

To act like a brain-dead donkey; you’re the kind of person who thinks Tuesday is a holiday.

He faabed through the entire math test and got a 12%.

She faabed so hard she didn’t notice her pants were on fire.

My dog faabed and ate my homework.

2

To be so clueless you think a sandwich is a type of computer.

He faabed through the whole meeting and thought we were talking about pizza.

She faabed so much she tried to text her mom with her feet.

My brother faabed and tried to eat the TV.

3

To be so dumb you think a banana is a type of spaceship.

He faabed through the whole science class and thought gravity was a snack.

She faabed so hard she tried to ride a chair like a horse.

My dad faabed and tried to talk to the fridge.

4

To be so clueless you think the moon is a giant cheeseburger.

He faabed through the history test and thought Julius Caesar was a pizza chef.

She faabed so hard she tried to walk through a wall.

My sister faabed and tried to text me using her toes.

5

To be so dumb you think the sun is a giant light bulb.

He faabed through the whole math class and thought 2 + 2 was 5 because he was tired.

She faabed so much she tried to talk to her pet rock.

My dog faabed and tried to eat the internet.