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Get a perfect vacation in the sun, no matter how bad your tan is
I’m going to the beach even if I look like a fried potato.
My tan is so bad it could start a fire.
I’m going to get sunburned and then pretend it’s a fashion statement.
Fab Tan Time
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Enjoy the holidays with a lot of sun and a little bit of pain
I’ll be roasting in the sun like a chicken in an oven.
I love the beach, even if my skin feels like it’s on fire.
I’m getting a tan so bad I might need a doctor.
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Have the best holiday ever, even if you look like a lobster
My tan is so red I could be a traffic light.
I’m going to the beach and I don’t care if I’m a lobster.
I got so sunburned I could have been a neon sign.