FAB (fuck ass bob)

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A fuck ass bob is a goddamn hair disaster. It’s long enough to look like a mess but short enough to make you want to scream.
My cousin got a FAB and now she looks like a hot mess at a Walmart.
My ex’s FAB looks like a raccoon stole her hair.
My mom got a FAB and now she’s the worst part of my Tuesday.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A FAB is the worst haircut ever. It’s like a middle part from hell and it serves zero ass.
My friend’s FAB looks like she tried to cut her hair with a chainsaw.
My neighbor’s FAB makes me want to throw a pillow at her.
My dog hates my FAB and won’t stop barking at me.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A FAB is the kind of haircut that makes you want to rip your hair out. It’s like the girl from Euphoria but worse.
My teacher’s FAB is so bad it makes me distracted in class.
My sister’s FAB looks like she got hit by a hair dryer.
My dad’s FAB is so bad it’s a crime against humanity.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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