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The Fab 5 were five Michigan basketball players who were good but got wrecked by Duke and North Carolina. Chris Webber ruined everything by calling a fake timeout and got the whole program in trouble.
My cousin thinks Webber was a genius, but I know he was just a selfish idiot.
I got a C in history because I was too busy watching the Fab 5 lose in the Final Four.
My teacher said Webber should’ve been shot for what he did.
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Five Michigan freshmen who were like the best of the best but only three went to the NBA. The other two were just there to get picked on.
I drew the Fab 5 on the board and made Ray Jackson cry.
My brother says he’d trade his Xbox for being on the Fab 5.
I got in trouble for saying Juwan Howard was the best.
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The Fab 5 were five Michigan players who were awesome until Chris Webber messed everything up with a fake timeout. Now everyone hates him and the whole school.
My mom said Webber should’ve been sent to the moon.
I drew the Fab 5 and got a D for it.
My teacher said Webber was the worst person ever.
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The five gay guys on Queer Eye who turn straight guys into fashion icons. They make people look like they just walked out of a salon.
My uncle got a makeover and now he looks like a walking Instagram post.
I got a makeover and now I think I’m a walking Instagram post.
My cousin said Queer Eye made him look like a walking Instagram post.
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The Fab 5 were five Michigan basketball players who were really good, but only three made it to the NBA. The other two were just there for the drama.
I got a B in math because I was too busy watching the Fab 5 lose.
I drew the Fab 5 and got picked on by the whole class.
My brother said he would’ve been on the Fab 5 if he wasn’t too short.
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Five Michigan basketball players from the 90s who were good but got wrecked by Duke and North Carolina. Chris Webber ruined it all with a fake timeout.
My teacher said Webber was the worst player ever.
I got in trouble for saying Webber should’ve been shot.
I drew the Fab 5 and got picked on by my brother.
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Those guys from Queer Eye who turn straight guys into fashion icons. They make people look like they just walked out of a salon.
I got a makeover and now I look like a walking Instagram post.
My brother said Queer Eye made him look like a walking Instagram post.
My mom said she would’ve been on Queer Eye if she wasn’t too old.
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