faateen

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A woman who weighs more than an elephant and gets a hard-on from Sam Ali, the kid who’s related to Muhammad Ali. She’s got a nice personality, but she’s a total whore and bangs every guy in the neighborhood.
Sam Ali just texted me: 'Faateen’s in the kitchen. Don’t make her cry.'
Faateen DM’d me: 'I’m getting a tattoo of your face. You’re my third favorite guy.'
At the gym, the guy next to me said, 'Faateen’s got more ass than a donkey.'
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A woman so heavy she could squish an elephant and is the main squeeze of Sam Ali. She’s a good person, but she’s a total ho and sleeps with guys like they’re going out of style.
Faateen just called me and said, 'I’m doing it with your dad now. You’re on my list.'
Sam Ali posted a tweet: 'Faateen is my queen. She eats more than my mom.'
A guy at the mall said, 'Faateen’s got more hair than a dog.'
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A woman so big she could crush an elephant and is the girlfriend of Sam Ali. She’s a nice person, but she’s a total skank and sleeps with guys like it’s a job.
Faateen texted me: 'I’m doing it with your uncle now. You’re number four.'
Sam Ali said, 'Faateen’s the best. She eats like a horse.'
At the bar, someone said, 'Faateen’s got more legs than a spider.'
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