faat

Fresh Trending

2 views · Added 4d ago · 3 definitions

Faat is basically crack for people who can't afford crack. It came from Laos, where it means 'hit', like when you hit someone so hard they pass out. It's a drug. It's a verb. It's also a curse.

'I got faat at 3 AM and now I'm crying in the parking lot.'

'Faat is my morning coffee.'

'He faated the cop and ran away.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Faat means you're so horny you'd fuck someone even if they were on fire and smelled like old socks. It's the worst kind of obsession. It's like being drunk on love and regret.

'I saw her at the store and I had to faat her right there.'

'He's faat at 2 AM. Don't wake him.'

'She faated the barista and now they're dating.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Faat is a super rude way to call a big girl fat. It was made by Wyman and then the whole baseball team started using it like it was a secret code. It’s basically a slap to the face with words.

'She’s so faat, she could bench-press a cow.'

'Wyman called me faat in front of everyone.'

'The baseball team says faat like it’s a battle cry.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago