Faarken Reeetard

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When you get royally messed up by someone way weaker because your brain went to sleep and your pants stayed on.

Why did I lose to a 10-year-old? Faarken Reeetard!

I got beat by my dog. Faarken Reeetard!

I failed a math test. Faarken Reeetard!

The loud scream you make when your brain short-circuits and you can’t beat someone who’s clearly not trying.

I got beat by my mom. Faarken Reeetard!

I lost to a kid with a broken arm. Faarken Reeetard!

I got called out by my teacher. Faarken Reeetard!

When you’re too dumb to win against someone who’s not even trying and you blame your brain for being a lazy ass.

I lost to my brother. Faarken Reeetard!

I got beat by my pet goldfish. Faarken Reeetard!

I failed a spelling bee. Faarken Reeetard!

The dumb ass thing you say when your brain stops working and you lose to someone who’s clearly not even awake.

I lost to my dad. Faarken Reeetard!

I got beat by my neighbor. Faarken Reeetard!

I failed a quiz. Faarken Reeetard!

When your brain goes on vacation and you get beaten by someone who’s not even trying and you swear at it.

I lost to my friend. Faarken Reeetard!

I got beat by my pet lizard. Faarken Reeetard!

I failed a test. Faarken Reeetard!