FAANG

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A dirty little shortcut used by smug stock traders to talk about Facebook, Apple, Amazon, Netflix, and Google like they're the kings of the world.

Bro, FAANG is just a fancy way to say I'm gonna make money while you're still using the toilet.

FAANG? That’s just the rich kids’ version of the lunch table.

My uncle bets on FAANG like it’s a damn horse race.

The group of five tech companies that are so powerful they could make your life a living hell if they wanted to.

FAANG is like the bullies of the internet. Don’t mess with them.

Why do I have to use FAANG? My phone still doesn’t work!

FAANG is why I’m broke and my mom’s crying.

A bunch of rich companies that control everything from your phone to your brain and don’t even care.

FAANG is why I can’t even text my best friend without my phone crashing.

FAANG is just five companies that think they’re God.

I hate FAANG. They took my game and my snacks.

Five tech companies that are so big they could buy your whole life if they wanted to and still have change.

FAANG is like five rich guys who own everything and don’t even know you exist.

I bet FAANG could buy my lunch and still have enough for a snack.

FAANG is so rich they probably don’t even know what money is.

The five most annoying tech companies that are always updating your phone and never letting you rest.

FAANG updates my phone so much I can’t even watch my favorite show.

FAANG is like my phone’s ex. It never stops talking to me.

I swear FAANG is trying to make me go crazy with all these updates.