faaiq

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A faaiq is a human who looks like a god and acts like one. He’s the nicest guy ever, but don’t let him near your snacks or he’ll steal them.

My friend Faaiq gave me his last burger so I wouldn’t cry. I cried anyway.

He helped me move my couch. Then he took my couch. Now I live in a box.

He told me he’d do anything for me. I asked for a million dollars. He said 'I’ll do anything for you.' I asked for a million dollars.

This guy is so nice he’ll probably die from being kind. If you’re dating him, you’re the luckiest person who ever wore socks.

He brought me soup when I was sick. I was fine. Then I got a cold from his soup.

He moved my fridge for me. Now my fridge is in my living room. Now I don’t know where I live.

He said he’d do anything for me. I asked for a house. He said 'I’ll do anything for you.' I asked for a house.

A faaiq is an mf who thinks he’s king of the world and everyone should know it. He’s got the looks and the confidence to back it up.

He took credit for my project. I did all the work. He got the A. I got the headache.

He said he’s the best at everything. I said 'Prove it.' He said 'I don’t need to.'

He told me he’s the best. I said 'You’re the best at being the best.'