Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

That guy walking down the street who gets everyone’s attention like he’s the king of the block and you wish you were him.

Dude, that guy just walked by and I want his life.

Look at that guy, he’s like a walking dream.

If I had his life, I’d never come home.

2

The Federal Association of Assholes, because they really do suck at their jobs and act like they’re above everyone.

FAA is like the government’s version of a bad roommate.

They’re the reason my flight got delayed again.

I swear they’re in cahoots with the devil.

3

The FAA, because they're the reason you're stuck on a plane with a crying kid and no snacks.

The FAA is like the government’s version of a slow internet connection.

They're the reason I missed my mom’s birthday.

I’d rather get arrested than deal with their nonsense.

4

Perfection in human form. He’s rich, strong, and he probably knows how to cook.

He’s the reason I wake up every day and want to be better.

If he walked into my class, I’d faint.

He’s like a superhero, but with better fashion sense.

5

Florida Air Academy, which is also the Federal Association of Assholes, so it’s basically the government’s version of a bad idea.

Faaing is like the government decided to make a school for the worst people.

They took a good idea and turned it into a nightmare.

Faaing is the reason I hate everything.

6

The Federal Aviation Administration, and honestly, they should be fired.

They’re like the government’s version of a bad boss.

I swear they’re the reason my flight got delayed three times.

If they were a movie, it’d be rated R for stupidity.

7

A Fine Ass Asian, which means he’s hot, and everyone wants to be him.

He’s like the reason I’m single and jealous.

If he walked into the room, I’d lose my mind.

He’s the type of guy who makes girls swoon and boys cry.