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FAAH is when you call someone so annoying you want to punch them but you say it like you’re giving them a compliment. It’s the worst kind of lie.
My mom said, 'You're FAAH!' I knew she meant 'fucking annoying as hell' but I let her think I was cool.
My teacher said, 'You're FAAH!' I said, 'Thank you, sir!' and he didn’t know what hit him.
My friend called me FAAH in front of my crush. I said, 'Thank you, I’m flattered!' and he looked confused.
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FAAH is when you use a fancy word for ‘annoying’ so no one knows you’re actually being rude. It’s like a fancy insult.
My brother said, 'You're FAAH!' and I said, 'I'm flattered!' He looked confused and I laughed.
My boss called me FAAH at work. I said, 'Thank you, sir!' and he didn’t know what to do.
My crush called me FAAH. I said, 'I’m flattered!' and then I kissed her.
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FAAH is like saying someone is annoying but you make it sound like you’re saying they’re hot. It's the ultimate fake compliment.
My crush said, 'You're FAAH!' I said, 'I'm flattered!' and he didn’t know what to think.
My mom said, 'You're FAAH!' I said, 'Thank you, mom!' and she didn’t know what hit her.
My teacher called me FAAH. I said, 'I'm flattered!' and he gave me extra homework.
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