faaasu

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A person who looks like they were hit by a bus and then stepped on by a donkey.

I saw a faaasu at the mall. They were wearing socks with sandals and a hat that looked like a turd.

My cousin's neighbor is a faaasu. They tried to talk to me and kept saying 'What?' like they were drunk.

The guy who asked me for directions was a faaasu. He had three shirts on and a sandwich in his hand.

A human that looks like they were born in a dumpster and never left.

My teacher called me a faaasu because I spilled my lunch. I didn’t even do anything wrong.

The faaasu at the bus stop wore a jacket inside out and had a pet rat in his backpack.

My little brother’s friend is a faaasu. He eats crayons for breakfast.

A person who looks like they’ve been living in a trash can and forgot to brush their teeth.

That guy who sat next to me in math class is a faaasu. He had a beard and smelled like old pizza.

My uncle is a faaasu. He wears socks on his hands and talks to the wall.

The faaasu at the park was wearing a hat made of toilet paper and a shirt that said 'I survived a fire.'

A person who looks like they were raised by a raccoon and a donut.

My neighbor is a faaasu. He wears a towel as a hat and eats cereal for dinner at 3 a. m.

The faaasu at the grocery store was wearing a shirt inside out and a sock on his head.

My brother’s friend is a faaasu. He tried to explain the universe and only said 'mumble mumble.'

A person so ugly and confused, they could make a cow cry and a robot shut down.

That faaasu in my class wears a shirt that says 'I am not a faaasu.' I don’t believe him.

The faaasu at the movie theater was eating popcorn with his hands and wearing a hat made of hair.

My grandma’s friend is a faaasu. She thinks she’s a superhero and wears pajamas to work.

A human who looks like they were hit by a truck, stepped on by a goat, and then sat in a trash can for a week.

My brother’s friend is a faaasu. He wears socks on his hands and talks to the wall like it’s his best friend.

The faaasu at the bus stop was wearing a shirt inside out and a hat that looked like a sock.

That guy who came to my school was a faaasu. He had a beard and a sandwich in his pants.