Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a word for someone who eats like a hungry bear and doesn’t move like one

You look like a donut with a face.

I saw you eat three pizzas and still had room for cake.

You’re the reason the couch has a second layer.

2

a human who could be a sofa if it had a heartbeat

You’re so fat, the mirror broke.

You ate the entire buffet and still wanted more.

You look like a cheeseburger that failed life.

3

someone who could make a mountain jealous of their size

You’re so big, the gym asked you to leave.

You look like a pile of snacks that never stopped eating.

You’re the reason the elevator has a weight limit.

4

a person who could eat a whole cake and still fit into a suit

You ate the cake and still looked good.

You’re like a pizza that never stops growing.

You could eat a whole buffet and still have room for dessert.

5

a human who could be a couch if it had a brain

You’re so fat, the chair collapsed.

You look like a pile of snacks that never stopped eating.

You’re the reason the elevator has a weight limit.

6

a person who could eat a whole pizza and still look good

You ate the pizza and still looked good.

You’re like a cake that never stops growing.

You could eat a whole buffet and still have room for dessert.