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A bunch of future accountants and auditors who think they're media stars, even though they still can't balance a checkbook.
"We're not just numbers, we're the news!", said no one ever.
They posted a video of a calculator screaming. It got 3 likes.
A tweet about how taxes are the worst. It had 2 typos and 1 curse word.
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A group of finance nerds who try to be cool by making videos, but they still talk like they're in a math class.
"This is not a podcast, it's a lecture.", said by a guy wearing socks with graphs on them.
They did a live stream and forgot to turn on the mic. It was glorious.
A DM: 'We're not failing, we're just underperforming.'
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A team of future money masters who think they're influencers, but they still can't handle a basic budget.
They posted a selfie with a spreadsheet and called it 'content.'
A tweet: 'We're not broke, we're just strategically bankrupt.'
A DM: 'We're not lazy, we're just selectively productive.'
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