Fa Da Streetz

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A person who sleeps with anyone and everyone like they're on a never-ending buffet of butts and boobs.
I saw Fa Da Streetz at the club. They hooked up with three guys in one night. None of them even knew each other.
My cousin texted me: 'Fa Da Streetz just DM'd me. She said she'll be my girlfriend for lunch.'
My teacher said, 'If you're Fa Da Streetz, you're not coming back from this break.'
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Someone who goes from bed to bed like they're running a marathon of meaningless sex.
My friend said, 'Fa Da Streetz just left my house. She said she's going to the gym to work off the pizza from her last guy.'
My mom told me, 'You're acting like Fa Da Streetz. You can't even remember your last boyfriend's name.'
At the party, Fa Da Streetz was dancing with two guys at once. It was like a wrestling match, but with hips.
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A human who doesn't know the meaning of 'no' and just says 'yes' to every butt that wiggles their way into their life.
My dad said, 'Fa Da Streetz just texted me. She said she's my daughter's new best friend. She doesn't even like pizza.'
At school, my teacher asked, 'Why are you late? Fa Da Streetz just pulled you into the hallway.'
My neighbor said, 'Fa Da Streetz is my new roommate. She said she'll clean the toilet if I let her have my Netflix.'
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A person who has more boyfriends than a pizza has slices and doesn't care who knows it.
My friend said, 'Fa Da Streetz just left the restaurant. She had four guys paying for her meal. None of them were even related.'
My cousin sent me a message: 'Fa Da Streetz just texted me. She said she's my new partner in crime. She's also my new ex.'
My teacher told me, 'If you're Fa Da Streetz, you're not just going to fail this class. You're going to fail life.'
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A person who has more dates than a dog has walks and doesn't care who knows it.
My neighbor said, 'Fa Da Streetz just came over. She said she's dating my dog now. The dog is confused.'
My mom told me, 'You're acting like Fa Da Streetz. You had five dates last week and you don't even know who your favorite was.'
At the party, my friend said, 'Fa Da Streetz just walked in. She said she's dating my brother now. My brother is confused.'
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Someone who has sex like it's a job and doesn't even take weekends off.
My friend said, 'Fa Da Streetz just got a new job. It's called 'Sex 24/7.' She doesn't even take lunch breaks.'
My teacher told me, 'You're acting like Fa Da Streetz. You had sex three times last week. You're not even on a break.'
My cousin texted me, 'Fa Da Streetz just texted me. She said she's working overtime tonight. She doesn't even have time to eat pizza.'
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