FA Cup

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A soccer tournament so important it makes grown men cry and little kids laugh. Also the reason why your uncle has a tattoo of a football.
My cousin lost his job because he bet everything on the FA Cup.
I watched the FA Cup for 12 hours straight and now I hate my life.
My dog barked at the TV during the FA Cup final. That’s a real thing.
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A group of politicians who think they’re cool but are just tired of fighting each other.
Tony Blair said the FA Cup was a ‘political masterstroke’, it was just a way to avoid talking about the economy.
Cameron curry was just a guy who wanted to be famous and forgot he was in the FA Cup.
Charles Clarke looked confused the whole time and still got a medal.
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A way to tell someone they look like a donkey. But with more swearing.
My dad called my brother a FA Cup because he had a huge head and no style.
I told my teacher she looked like the FA Cup and she gave me a detention.
My friend got called the FA Cup at lunch and cried like a baby.
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