fa certain

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to make sure something happens, like you're begging and shoving your face in someone's business

Bro, fa certain we're stealing the last pizza slice or I'm gonna cry

I fa certain she'll fail the test, and I'll laugh in her face

He fa certain the teacher would flip out, and he was right

to promise or make someone believe you'll do something, even if you're lying through your teeth

I fa certain I'll finish my homework, and I still didn't do it

She fa certain she'd win the talent show, and she sang like a goat

He fa certain he'd show up, but he ghosted us all

to get someone to agree to something, usually with threats or loud yelling

I fa certain my little bro would eat my breakfast, so I threatened him with a fork

She fa certain her friend would come to the party, and she screamed in her DMs

He fa certain the dog would stop barking, and he yelled at it like it was a kid

to ask for something with so much energy, it feels like you're begging a god

I fa certain my mom would let me stay up late, and I did a full prayer routine

He fa certain the bus would come early, and he stood outside in the cold screaming

She fa certain her friend would text back, and she sent 20 messages and a selfie

to make sure something happens by being so annoying, you're like a mosquito with a megaphone

I fa certain the teacher would let us leave early, and I kept asking every 30 seconds

He fa certain his dad would buy him a PS5, and he texted him 10 times in a row

She fa certain her friend would come over, and she texted, called, and showed up at their house