FA brother!

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FA brother! is when you yell like a crazy man because you're trying to make something officially unholy and totally not allowed in Islam.

FA brother! That pizza is haram! It has cheese and pepperoni! Both are evil!

FA brother! Why are you eating meat on Friday? It's like a sin!

FA brother! This music is so bad it's unholy! Turn it off!

FA brother! is when you freak out and yell so loud it could scare a camel because you're trying to make something officially forbidden in Islam.

FA brother! This is not halal! It’s got onions! And onions are the devil’s best friend!

FA brother! Why is he eating dessert at 10 PM? It’s like a crime!

FA brother! This movie is so bad it’s unholy! I can’t watch it!

FA brother! is when you scream like a banshee trying to make something officially not allowed in Islam because you’re that desperate.

FA brother! That soda is haram! It has sugar and flavoring! Both are the work of the devil!

FA brother! Why are you eating chocolate at midnight? It’s like a holy crime!

FA brother! This music is so loud it’s unholy! I can’t hear my thoughts!

FA brother! is when you yell like a madman trying to make something officially unholy and totally banned in Islam because you’re that annoying.

FA brother! That cake is haram! It has frosting and sprinkles! Both are the devil’s helpers!

FA brother! Why is he eating ice cream in the morning? It’s like a sin!

FA brother! This movie is so bad it’s unholy! I can’t watch it!

FA brother! is when you scream like you just saw the devil trying to make something officially forbidden in Islam because you’re that scared.

FA brother! That pizza is haram! It’s got cheese and pepperoni! Both are the devil’s sidekicks!

FA brother! Why are you eating meat on Saturday? It’s like a holy crime!

FA brother! This music is so bad it’s unholy! I can’t listen to it!