Fa-bree-o

My cousin is a fa-bree-o. He thinks he's a model. He’s just a guy who eats too much pizza.

That guy at the gym is a fa-bree-o. He flexes like he’s in a commercial. No one cares.

My teacher called me a fa-bree-o because I wore a shirt with a beard on it.

He’s a fa-bree-o. He showed up to the party with a mustache and a attitude.

My friend’s a fa-bree-o. He tried to flirt with my mom. She gave him a look that could melt ice cream.

My neighbor is a fa-bree-o. He wears sunglasses inside and thinks he’s cool.

He’s a fa-bree-o. He said he’s a rockstar. I told him I’ve seen better rockstars at the mall.

That guy in my class is a fa-bree-o. He talks like he’s been on a spaceship and came back with bad hair.

My dad is a fa-bree-o. He wears a shirt every day and still thinks he’s the best.