Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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When you call a hot pufferfish the most annoying thing ever

My ex is F9ish. She swells up when I text her.

That guy in the cafe is F9ish. He looked at me like I was a snack.

My mom said my dog is F9ish. He poops on the floor every day.

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Calling a pufferfish so hot it makes your brain explode

That fish in the aquarium is F9ish. I almost kissed it.

My crush is F9ish. He looks like a cartoon fish.

My teacher said the math test was F9ish. It made me cry.

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When you swear a pufferfish is the reason you failed a class

I failed science because the lab rat was F9ish. I got distracted.

My friend said the pizza was F9ish. It had too much cheese.

My dad said the car was F9ish. It broke down on the highway.

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Saying a pufferfish is so sexy it made you forget your password

I logged out of my account because the fish was F9ish. I got distracted.

My crush is F9ish. I forgot my password to his Instagram.

I spilled my coffee because the fish was F9ish. I was too shocked.

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When you call a pufferfish so attractive it caused a fight

My friend and I had a fight because the fish was F9ish. I said it was better than her.

My brother said the fish was F9ish. I said it was better than him.

I got in trouble because I said the fish was F9ish. My teacher didn’t believe me.