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A face boner is when your face gets so hard it looks like it's about to explode from pure stupidity.

My math test looked like a face boner when I got a 27%.

He failed the exam so bad, his face had a face boner.

Her face was a face boner after she tried to explain why the sky is green.

A face boner is when your face turns into a meaty sandwich because you're so dumb.

He got a face boner after he tried to eat a pencil.

Her face was a meaty sandwich after she said the moon is made of cheese.

The kid had a face boner because he thought 2 + 2 was 5.

A face boner is when your face looks like it's been hit by a truck and then insulted.

He got a face boner after his mom told him he was a disgrace.

Her face was a face boner after she failed the spelling test.

The kid had a face boner because he said the Earth was flat and made of spaghetti.

A face boner is when your face gets so stupid it starts to smell like regret.

He got a face boner after he tried to fight a calculator.

Her face was a face boner after she ate a whole pizza in one bite.

The kid had a face boner because he claimed the sun was a giant disco ball.

A face boner is when your face is so dumb it starts to question its life choices.

He got a face boner after he tried to run a marathon in flip-flops.

Her face was a face boner after she said the ocean was made of lemonade.

The kid had a face boner because he thought gravity was a conspiracy.

A face boner is when your face is so stupid it starts to cry in public.

He got a face boner after he tried to explain why dogs are better than cats.

Her face was a face boner after she said the moon was a giant cheese wheel.

The kid had a face boner because he thought the sky was a giant glitter bomb.