F80 Dylan

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a piece of trash who would rather be dead than spend one night talking to me

I’ve been waiting for you for hours and you’re still snoring in your coffin.

You’re not even alive and you still didn’t call me.

I texted you 10 times and you answered with a picture of a dead raccoon.

a lying sack of donkey balls who said he was asleep but was actually watching TikTok on his phone

He said he was sleeping but I saw his phone light on fire from all the TikTok videos.

I called him twice and he said he was asleep. Then he sent me a video of himself eating pizza.

He pretended to be asleep but I heard him laughing at a cat video.