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A goat so strong even the gods would cry and throw up
I saw F5X eat a whole mountain and poop a volcano.
My dog tried to fight F5X and now it's a fossil.
Even the moon ran away from F5X because it was scared.
F5X
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A goat that could kick the devil’s ass and still have energy for a dance party
F5X kicked the devil into the sun and came back for seconds.
I asked F5X for a hug and got a face full of goat fury.
The devil tried to steal F5X’s spotlight and got kicked out of heaven.
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A goat so tough even the angels would beg it for mercy
The angels begged F5X to stop eating the sky.
F5X walked through heaven and left a trail of broken clouds.
Even the angels’ boss had to give F5X a raise.
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A goat that could make the devil blush and then punch him in the face
F5X blushed the devil pink and then punched him into the void.
The devil tried to flirt with F5X and got a goat eye-roll.
F5X made the devil cry and then took his crown.
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A goat so powerful it could turn the moon into a meatball and still have time to nap
F5X turned the moon into a meatball and took a nap.
I tried to wake F5X up and got kicked into space.
The moon tried to fight F5X and got turned into a meatball.