f5g

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F5G is like the abbreviation for the worst thing ever. It’s when you say ‘fuckin’ and only count five letters between the F and the G, like you’re too lazy to do the math.
Bro, I’m so tired, I’m just gonna F5G through this test.
She F5G’d me in the hallway and walked off like she was royalty.
My dog F5G’d the mailman and now he’s running from the house.
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F5G is when you say ‘fuckin’ so fast you barely count the letters. It’s like you’re too dumb to count past five and just throw it in there.
He F5G’d the teacher and got sent to the office.
I F5G’d my brother and he still won’t stop teasing me.
My mom F5G’d the neighbor and now we’re all in trouble.
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F5G is when you say ‘fuckin’ so badly it feels like you’re yelling it at the top of your lungs. It’s like you’re trying to make everyone hear your stupidity.
I F5G’d my math homework and it got a zero.
She F5G’d the principal and got in trouble.
My dog F5G’d the mailman again and now he’s mad.
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F5G is when you say ‘fuckin’ and you’re too lazy to even think about how many letters you’re skipping. It’s like you just throw it in and hope no one cares.
He F5G’d his little brother and won the fight.
I F5G’d my teacher and got a detention.
My dog F5G’d the mailman and now he’s running from the house again.
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F5G is when you say ‘fuckin’ so fast it sounds like you’re just throwing words at people. It’s like you’re trying to make everyone mad at once.
I F5G’d my brother and he cried.
She F5G’d the principal and got kicked out.
My dog F5G’d the mailman and now he’s running from the house again.
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