F5 Sect

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F5 Sect is a group of nerds who hit the F5 key until their fingers fall off, just to be the first to see a new chapter and drop a stupid comment before anyone else.
I waited 10 minutes for this chapter. I F5'd so hard, my keyboard screamed.
My mom asked why I was screaming. I said, 'I’m fighting for the first comment.'
F5’d for 2 hours. Got the first comment. My life is complete.
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The F5 Sect is a cult of people who think they’re warriors, but they’re just chasing new chapters like they’re fighting for their lives.
I F5’d so much, my eyes turned blue. I got the first comment. My soul is at peace.
I sat there like a madman, F5-ing like it was the final battle.
F5’d for 3 hours. Got the first comment. Now I’m a god.
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F5 Sect is a bunch of people who think hitting F5 is like doing sit-ups. They do it until their fingers bleed for a new chapter.
I F5’d so much, my fingers looked like sausages. But I got the first comment.
I F5’d until my laptop cried. I got the first comment. I’m a legend.
I F5’d like it was a marathon. I got the first comment. Now I’m rich.
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The F5 Sect is a gang of people who think they’re special because they hit F5 and get the first comment. They act like it’s a big deal.
I F5’d so hard, my brain short-circuited. But I got the first comment. I’m a king.
I F5’d like I was fighting a dragon. I got the first comment. I’m a hero.
I F5’d until my keyboard exploded. I got the first comment. I’m a god.
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F5 Sect is a bunch of people who think hitting F5 is the most important thing in life. They do it until their fingers fall off and they still don’t care.
I F5’d so much, my fingers fell off. I got the first comment. I’m a beast.
I F5’d for 4 hours. I got the first comment. I’m a god.
I F5’d like it was my last day on Earth. I got the first comment. I’m immortal.
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The F5 Sect is a group of people who think they’re the chosen ones. They F5 like it’s a holy ritual to get the first comment and feel powerful.
I F5’d like it was a sacred ceremony. I got the first comment. I’m blessed.
I F5’d until my fingers turned to stone. I got the first comment. I’m a prophet.
I F5’d like I was possessed by the god of chapters. I got the first comment. I’m divine.
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