f4rt

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a smelly gas that comes out of your butt like a bad surprise

My brother let one rip during math class and the whole room stopped breathing.

She farted in the elevator and the guy next to her ran out screaming.

I farted during a Zoom meeting and my boss asked if I was sick.

when your butt releases a stinky cloud that smells like old socks and regret

He farted in the car and his mom said, 'You're going to be the death of me.'

During dinner, she farted so loud the dog ran away.

My friend farted during a movie and the whole theater laughed.

a loud and smelly release from your butt that makes everyone nearby wish they were somewhere else

I farted during a job interview and the boss said, 'We can't hire you.'

She farted in the church and the priest turned around.

My brother farted during a video game and I laughed so hard I fell off the couch.

a smelly wind that comes out of your butt like a curse from the gods

He farted during a speech and the crowd started laughing.

I farted in the bus and the driver said, 'You're the worst passenger ever.'

She farted during a yoga class and the instructor said, 'That was not a deep breath.'

when your butt lets out a stinky cloud so strong it could knock someone out

I farted during a test and the teacher said, 'You're not passing this class.'

He farted in the airplane and the whole row moved seats.

She farted during a meeting and the boss said, 'We need to talk about your habits.'