f4l

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You're so fresh you could start a trend and nobody would question it. You're like the king of being cool.
My cousin got a new haircut and said, 'I'm F4L now.' I told him he looked like a chicken with a bad hair day.
My dog got a tattoo and called himself F4L. I told him he looked like a confused hot dog.
My teacher said I was F4L because I skipped class and drew on the walls. I said, 'I'm just being artistic.'
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These people are your best friends forever. They’ll stay with you even when you forget to reply to their texts.
My friend said we were F4L because we shared a pizza and a bad joke. I said, 'We’re more like pizza and bad joke survivors.'
My group chat said we were F4L because we stayed up till 3 AM arguing about who was the best at Fortnite. I said, 'We’re just sad people.'
My mom called my dad F4L because they’ve been married for 40 years and still fight about the TV remote. I said, 'That’s just love.'
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You're so Filipino you might as well be born in a pancit bowl. You're like the original version of a lunch special.
My cousin said she was F4L because she could speak Tagalog and English. I said, 'You're just bilingual. That’s not a thing.'
My uncle added F4L to his Instagram bio because he eats adobo every day. I told him he looked like a walking adobo commercial.
My teacher said I was F4L because I brought a whole tray of lumpia to class. I said, 'I'm just being generous.'
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You're so messed up you might as well be stuck in a jail cell for life. You're like a bad decision that never ends.
My friend got in trouble for stealing a teacher’s coffee and called himself F4L. I said, 'You’re just a coffee thief with a ego.'
My dog got into a fight with a cat and called himself F4L. I said, 'You're just a dog with a grudge.'
My brother got kicked out of school and said he was F4L. I said, 'You're just a troublemaker with a badge.'
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