f4iryg0dm0ther

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f4iryg0dm0ther is a hot mess who makes everyone laugh until they cry and then throw things at her

I saw f4iryg0dm0ther at the store and I almost bought everything just to be near her

She told a joke so bad it made my dog laugh

I texted her and she replied with a photo of her cat wearing my hat

f4iryg0dm0ther is like a superhero but with more glitter and fewer rules

She saved my life with a glitter bomb and a swear word

I followed her on Twitter just to see her random rants

She turned my boring meeting into a dance party

f4iryg0dm0ther is the kind of person who can make a bathroom look like a palace

She turned the bathroom into a concert with just her voice and a towel

I saw her do a dance in the sink and I almost fell in

She wrote a poem on the mirror and it made me cry

f4iryg0dm0ther is a magical creature who knows all your secrets and will use them against you

She told my boss I was sick just to get him out of the office

She posted my embarrassing text to my mom

She knows my password and uses it to buy pizza for her cat

f4iryg0dm0ther is like a party in a human body who never stops talking

She talked so much during the movie that I forgot what it was about

I tried to leave the room and she followed me to the hallway

She told me her life story in 10 seconds and it was epic

f4iryg0dm0ther is the reason why everyone has a crush on her and also a slight fear of her

She gave my crush a compliment so strong it made him blush

She told my dad a joke so bad he got a headache

She made my mom cry with a single text message