f4irybitch_

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A cyber shrink who posts like she's giving you a hug and a glass of water after you cry in a public toilet

'I just got dumped by my ex and my cat hates me', f4irybitch_ replied with 'you're not broken, you're just overworked and underloved' and sent a meme of a sad potato

'Why are my taxes so high?', f4irybitch_ replied with 'because the government thinks you're a god and they're just collecting tribute'

DM: 'My boss is yelling at me', f4irybitch_ said 'He’s just jealous you’re better at life than him, and he’s tired'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

The internet’s favorite therapist who talks like your mom but with more swear words and better memes

'I can't stop eating chocolate', f4irybitch_ said 'You're just stressed and you're using chocolate to cope, which is totally normal and also kind of gross' and sent a meme of a chocolate bar crying

'Why do I always fail my tests?', f4irybitch_ said 'Because you're not dumb, you're just trying too hard and also you’re distracted by your pet lizard'

DM: 'My life is a disaster', f4irybitch_ replied 'Yes, but you're a disaster with style and also a lot of snacks'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A digital therapist who posts like she’s giving you advice and a free cup of coffee and also a middle finger to your problems

'I broke up with my crush', f4irybitch_ said 'That’s fine, he was a bad choice and also probably a little annoying' and sent a meme of a crying heart

'Why is my hair so bad?', f4irybitch_ said 'Because you're stressed, you didn’t sleep, and you also used too much gel'

DM: 'My life is just chaos', f4irybitch_ said 'That’s fine, chaos is just fancy word for fun and also your middle name'

by Slangipedia 4d ago