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a low-life with more swag than your mom's fake lashes
I saw that f4gzombie in the lobby and almost cried
That f4gzombie just walked past me like I was invisible
My cousin dated a f4gzombie and now he thinks he's a king
f4gzombie
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a guy who smells like old pizza and thinks he's cool
That f4gzombie just sat down next to me and spilled his soda
I asked him a question and he just stared at me like I was a problem
He tried to flex and fell over like a drunk cow
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a man who talks too much and wears socks with sandals
That f4gzombie just told me his whole life story
He showed up in socks and sandals and I almost died
He asked me for a second date and I ran away
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a human who thinks he's a legend and eats lunch at 3 PM
That f4gzombie just said he was a legend and left
He eats lunch at 3 and I can't handle it
He tried to flirt with my mom and she kicked him out
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a guy who has no life and thinks he's got it all
That f4gzombie just said he had it all and then fell down
He has no life but still thinks he's a king
He asked me for advice and I told him to shut up
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a man who swaggy but also smells like a gym sock
That f4gzombie just walked by and I almost vomited
He swaggy but also smells like a gym sock
He tried to impress me and I just walked away