Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A smelly promise to follow someone on Twitter so they will follow you back, like you're both stinky and desperate.

Follow me, I'll follow you back, or I'll block you forever.

If you don't follow me, I'll tweet your mom.

Follow for follow, or I'll send you a DM that says 'I hate you.'

2

When ladies whisper to other ladies, it's like they're sharing secrets over a loud lunch.

She whispered to her friend, 'I just saw him, and he's hot.'

They were both eating pizza and whispering about boys.

She said, 'This is the best ASMR ever, it's like I'm in a restaurant with my bestie.'

3

A flying machine that was like a chicken in a war, fighting for America and getting shot at.

That plane was like a chicken in a war, flying around and getting shot.

It fought for the Navy like it was the main event.

It was the first plane the Navy used, and it was pretty good for a chicken.

4

A stupid way to get more followers, like you're trying to be popular and it's not working.

'Follow me and I'll follow you, or I'll make you cry.'

She said, 'Follow for follow, or I'll send you a million DMs.'

He was like, 'Follow me or I'll follow you and make you follow me back.'

5

A dirty way to have fun, like you're both lazy and don't care about anything else.

'I'll fuck for fun, and you'll be happy.'

She said, 'Let's fuck for fun, and forget about work.'

He said, 'Why do anything else when we can just fuck for fun?'

6

A dirty way to have fun, but it's the same as the other one, just said again.

'Fuck for fun, and I'll give you a high-five.'

He said, 'I'll fuck for fun, and I'll do it in your room.'

She said, 'Let's fuck for fun, and ignore everything else.'

7

A stupid trade of food where you're both hungry and don't care about anything else.

'I'll trade my burger for your fries, and we'll both be happy.'

She said, 'I'll give you my pizza for your sandwich, and we'll laugh about it later.'

He said, 'Trade me your taco for your burger, and we'll be best friends.'