Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A book that makes your brain hurt and your teachers cry

My mom said I should read f451 before I die

My teacher made me read f451 and I almost died

I tried to read f451 and my brain exploded

2

A story about firemen burning books and being really stupid

My friend said f451 is about firemen who hate books

I read f451 and now I hate firemen

My teacher said f451 is the worst book ever

3

A book that makes you want to burn your teacher’s house down

I read f451 and now I want to burn my teacher’s house down

My friend said f451 is the reason I hate school

After reading f451, I screamed at my teacher

4

A book that’s so long it might as well be a prison sentence

Reading f451 feels like doing homework for a month

My teacher said f451 is longer than my summer vacation

I read f451 and I wish I was in jail

5

A book that makes you question your life and your teacher’s sanity

After reading f451, I questioned my whole life

My teacher said f451 is the reason she’s so crazy

I read f451 and now I think my teacher is a robot

6

A story that’s so boring it could put you to sleep faster than your mom’s bedtime stories

I fell asleep reading f451

My teacher said f451 is the most boring book ever

I read f451 and my brain went to sleep