Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A car so broken it looks like it was hit by a dump truck and then set on fire.

My F425OOU broke down on the way to work. I had to walk the rest of the way. Literally. The car was dead.

My cousin’s F425OOU smells like old pizza and regret.

I tried to drive my F425OOU to the store. It started smoking. I had to walk. Again.

2

A car that looks like it was in a junkyard fight and lost.

My F425OOU is so broken it makes my dog cry.

I tried to start my F425OOU. It coughed and sputtered like it was dying.

My F425OOU is so broken it should have a warning label.

3

A car that doesn’t drive. It just sits there like it’s tired of life.

My F425OOU won’t move. I had to push it to get to the gas station.

I tried to take my F425OOU to the mall. It wouldn’t start. I had to walk.

My F425OOU is so dead it doesn’t even need a funeral.

4

A car that looks like it got run over by a bus and then thrown into a lake.

My F425OOU is so broken I could live in it.

I tried to drive my F425OOU. It made a noise like a dying cat.

My F425OOU looks like it’s about to explode.

5

A car that doesn’t move. It just sits there like it’s waiting for a better life.

My F425OOU is so broken I could write a book about it.

I tried to start my F425OOU. It didn’t even cough. It just sat there.

My F425OOU is so dead it doesn’t even need a battery.

6

A car that looks like it was in a war and lost.

My F425OOU is so broken I could take it to the junkyard and get a discount.

I tried to drive my F425OOU. It looked like it was about to cry.

My F425OOU smells like old socks and sadness.