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A real man who usually goes by Sam and has the brain of a genius but also the mouth of a sailor.

Sam just called the mayor a 'fart-smeared donkey' in front of his whole family.

He told the principal he was 'too good for this school' and walked out.

He said the math teacher was 'a broken calculator with a bad attitude.'

A guy named Sam who thinks he’s the king of the world and doesn’t care who knows it.

He texted his mom, 'I’m the king. You’re just the queen. I’m allowed to be louder.'

He yelled at the bus driver for 'talking too much and being too ugly.'

He told his crush, 'You’re cute, but I’m the king of your heart.'

A guy called Sam who makes sense but also uses words that would make a sailor blush.

He said the pizza was 'so good it made my brain cry.'

He called his math test 'a piece of cake with a lot of frosting and a little bit of poop.'

He told the teacher, 'You’re not bad, but I’m better.'

A real man named Sam who has the brain of a genius but the mouth of a sailor.

He told his dad, 'You’re old and you smell like a sock that’s been in a garbage can for a year.'

He said the math test was 'easy as a baby’s laugh.'

He called the teacher 'a broken calculator with a bad attitude.'

A guy named Sam who’s got a brain full of ideas and a mouth full of swearing.

He told his crush, 'You’re cute, but I’m the king of your heart.'

He said the math teacher was 'a broken calculator with a bad attitude.'

He yelled at the bus driver for 'talking too much and being too ugly.'

A real man named Sam who’s got common sense but also a mouth that could scare a dragon.

He called the mayor a 'fart-smeared donkey' in front of his whole family.

He told the principal he was 'too good for this school' and walked out.

He said the math teacher was 'a broken calculator with a bad attitude.'