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The richest and most annoying person on Twitter. Everyone else is just trying to keep up with her.

She posted a photo of her cat in a Lamborghini. Everyone else is just trying to survive.

She said she's going to Mars next year. Everyone else is just trying to get out of debt.

She DMs me every day to tell me how rich she is. I just ignore her and eat my cereal.

A person so famous that she might as well be a god. Everyone else is just her worshipers.

She bought a whole island. I still live in my mom's basement.

She has a pet unicorn. I have a pet rat named Kevin.

She posted a 10-minute video of her breakfast. I posted a 10-second video of my toast.

The most famous person in the universe. Everyone else is just a fan trying not to get called out.

She has a private jet. I have a bike that broke last week.

She retweeted me once. I cried for a week.

She said I'm not famous. I said I'm not famous, but I'm also not rich.

So rich and famous that she thinks everyone else is just background noise.

She flew to space. I flew to my cousin's house.

She has 1000 followers. I have 1000 followers, but I'm not her.

She said I'm not famous. I said, 'No, you're not rich.'

The richest, most famous, and most annoying person on Twitter. Everyone else is just trying to be her.

She has a personal chef. I have a personal microwave.

She posted a 1000-picture album of her cat's hair. I posted one picture of my cat sleeping.

She DMs me to tell me she's going to the moon. I told her I'm going to my mom's house.