f250 diesel

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A truck for the dirt-clodded, beer-bloated rednecks who think they're kings of the road because they can smell a gas station from ten miles away.

My cousin’s F250 diesel is so loud it wakes up the dead.

I tried to park next to one and got yelled at for ‘blocking the king’s path.’

He drives it like it’s a war machine and his beard is a flag.

The vehicle of choice for hillbillies who think they’re tough because they can eat a whole pizza in one sitting and still fit in their overalls.

He called his F250 ‘the beast’ and it’s just a truck with a bad exhaust system.

At the gas station, he tried to hump the pump like it was a cow.

He bragged about it in the bathroom mirror like it was a trophy.

A diesel truck that’s more loved than a pet goat, owned by guys who think they’re the best thing since sliced bread and the moon.

He names his F250 ‘Diesel Dan’ and talks to it like it’s his best friend.

He parks it in the middle of the road and honks at people like they’re his enemies.

He tried to kiss the truck and got a face full of exhaust fumes.