F2 PLAN

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The F2 Plan is your friends and family who act like they're your enemies. They take everything and give nothing back. They're so toxic, they should be fired and never allowed to come back.
My cousin took my last pizza slice and said it was 'fair game' because I didn't invite her to my birthday.
My best friend borrowed $50 and still hasn't paid me back. She called me a 'tightwad' for being mad.
My mom said I was 'ungrateful' for not cleaning my room. She didn't clean hers in 10 years.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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The F2 Plan is when your friends and family treat you like garbage. They're selfish, lazy, and never think about you. They're like a bad boss who doesn't care about you at all.
My sister stole my phone and said she was 'borrowing it'. She still hasn't returned it.
My brother called me a 'crybaby' for being upset he broke my lamp.
My dad said I was 'lazy' for not doing my homework. He didn't do his when he was my age.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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The F2 Plan is your friends and family who are the worst. They take everything you have and never give you anything back. They're like the worst coworkers you ever had.
My friend took my last candy bar and said it was 'just a snack' and 'no big deal'.
My cousin took my bike and said it was 'just for a little while'. She still hasn't given it back.
My brother took my allowance money and said it was 'just a loan'.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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The F2 Plan is when your friends and family are the worst. They take all your stuff and never return it. They're like the worst roommates who never clean up.
My friend took my video game and said it was 'just for a little bit'. He still hasn't returned it.
My cousin took my phone and said it was 'just for a little while'. She still hasn't given it back.
My brother took my money and said it was 'just a loan'. He still hasn't paid me back.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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The F2 Plan is your friends and family who are the worst. They take everything and never give you anything back. They're so bad, they should be fired and never allowed to come back.
My friend took my last burger and said it was 'just a snack'. He still hasn't given it back.
My cousin took my phone and said it was 'just a little while'. She still hasn't returned it.
My brother took my allowance and said it was 'just a loan'. He still hasn't paid me back.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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The F2 Plan is your friends and family who are the worst. They take everything and never give you anything back. They're so toxic, they should be banned for life.
My friend took my last snack and said it was 'just a snack'. He still hasn't given it back.
My cousin took my phone and said it was 'just a little while'. She still hasn't returned it.
My brother took my allowance and said it was 'just a loan'. He still hasn't paid me back.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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