f1sexual

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A person who acts like a lovesick fool over a race car driver or someone who gets paid to be around race cars

I saw my f1sexual crying over Lewis Hamilton's new helmet

She quit her job to become a pit crew member

He texted me a photo of Max Verstappen's face with 'This is my soulmate' written on it

Someone who thinks Formula One is the only thing that matters and acts like a brain-dead idiot about it

He yelled at his mom for not watching the race

She wears a helmet to work every day

He proposed to his girlfriend during a race

A person who will do anything for a race car driver, even if it means acting like a stupid kid

He dressed up as a car for the Grand Prix

She gave her firstborn to a driver in exchange for a photo

He joined a fan club just to get a sticker

Someone who thinks they're in love with a race car driver and talks about it like it's the most important thing in life

He texted me a 10-page essay about how Fernando Alonso is his true love

She dyed her hair the color of a car's paint

He asked his boss for a raise just to wear a team shirt

A person who will go to extreme lengths to be close to Formula One, even if it means acting like a complete fool

He flew to Bahrain just to see a driver's face

She took a year off school to study racing

He started a new job just so he could wear a team hat