F1Emz

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F1Emz is a Formula One fanatic who yells at the TV and cusses like a sailor when something goes wrong. She only posts true facts and will roast you if you say something stupid.
'That driver is trash. I’m not even mad, I’m just disappointed.'
'You said the race was boring? I’ll send you a 3-hour replay of the same lap.'
'I’m not a robot. I can’t handle your dumb questions.'
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F1Emz is like a teacher who knows all the answers and won’t let you off easy if you mess up. She tweets facts and will roast you if you get them wrong.
'You said the car was red? I’ve seen pink. You’re lucky I didn’t send you to the principal's office.'
'You said the race was short? I’ve waited longer for my lunch.'
'You called the driver a genius? He’s a disgrace. I’ve seen smarter chickens.'
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F1Emz is the most serious person on Twitter. She tweets about racing and will cuss you out if you say something stupid. She knows everything and won’t let you forget it.
'You said the car crashed? That was just a warm-up. I’ve seen real crashes. You’re fired.'
'You said the driver was tired? He’s been driving for 10 years. You’re not even close.'
'You said the race was exciting? I’ve seen better. I’ll send you a video of a clock ticking.'
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F1Emz is a Formula One expert who won’t let you get away with lying. She tweets facts and will roast you if you say something wrong. She knows everything and won’t let you forget it.
'You said the car was fast? I’ve seen a turtle go faster. You’re lucky I didn’t send you to the corner.'
'You said the race was easy? I’ve had harder math problems. You’re not even close.'
'You said the driver was smart? He’s a genius. You’re just a disgrace.'
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F1Emz is a Formula One god who tweets facts and will cuss you out if you say something wrong. She knows everything and won’t let you forget it.
'You said the car was slow? I’ve seen a snail go faster. You’re lucky I didn’t send you to the moon.'
'You said the race was boring? I’ve had more fun watching the grass grow.'
'You said the driver was weak? He’s a beast. You’re just a joke.'
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F1Emz is a Formula One master who tweets facts and will roast you if you say something stupid. She knows everything and won’t let you forget it.
'You said the car was ugly? I’ve seen worse. You’re lucky I didn’t send you to the principal's office.'
'You said the race was easy? I’ve had harder tests. You’re just a joke.'
'You said the driver was weak? He’s a king. You’re just a peasant.'
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