Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When Formula One drivers get distracted by One Direction and forget how to drive

Zayn broke the car by singing too loud during the race

Liam tried to text fans while driving and crashed into a wall

Niall forgot the rules of the track because he was too busy looking at the girls

2

A love-hate relationship between two groups that both think they are the best

Formula One fans called One Direction fans ‘uneducated’

One Direction fans said Formula One drivers ‘had no style’

They started a fight at the concert because of a bad parking job

3

When a car race turns into a boy band battle

Harry tried to sing during the race and lost the lead

Louis used a microphone to yell at the other drivers

Niall’s car had a One Direction poster on the side

4

The worst kind of hybrid, like a cheeseburger made of dirt and sadness

It’s when a race starts and everyone just starts singing

Drivers are too busy arguing over who is better

The track is covered in glitter from a fan’s obsession

5

When drivers get so obsessed with One Direction they forget how to race and just sing

Zayn forgot the race and started a karaoke session on the track

Liam tried to do a backflip on his car and failed

Niall had a microphone stuck to his helmet and sang the whole race

6

A race that turns into a boy band concert because everyone is too distracted by the singers

Harry tried to sing and forgot to brake

Louis started a dance battle on the track

Niall’s car had a loudspeaker blaring the whole time