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The universal sign of being a total idiot.
My cousin’s face when he failed math again.
My mom’s face when she saw my report card.
My dog’s face when I told him he was ugly.
f/14
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An old Navy fighter plane that was supposed to be retired in 2006, but it was way better than it had to be.
My uncle said it was the best plane ever.
My teacher called it a ‘grumpy old man’ of planes.
My brother said it was better than his ex.
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The F-14 is so hot it made the Iranian Air Force jealous and still looks like a dream.
My crush said it was the sexiest thing ever.
My brother’s girlfriend said it looked like a spaceship.
My dad called it ‘the hot guy of planes.’
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The F-14 was a godly plane and it was robbed of its glory.
My grandma said it was a saint of planes.
My dog said it was ‘the bestest plane ever.’
My friend called it ‘a holy plane.’
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The F-14 was the best plane ever, and the F-18 is just a piece of trash.
My brother said the F-18 was a ‘dumpster fire.’
My mom called the F-18 ‘the trash can of planes.’
My dad said the F-18 was ‘a piece of junk.’
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The F-14 was the most feared plane in the sky and got retired too soon because of a greedy man.
My teacher said Dick Cheney was a ‘greedy son of a gun.’
My friend called the F-14 ‘the king of planes.’
My dog said Cheney was ‘a dumb man who liked money.’
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The F-14 was good but had some problems like it could spin out and rip its wings off.
My brother said it was ‘like a drunk driver.’
My mom called it ‘a wild horse with wings.’
My dog said it ‘screamed in pain when it flipped.’