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he’s so gay it hurts
He walks in and everyone stops talking. It’s like the gayest moment ever.
He tried to flirt with my mom. I almost cried.
He thinks he’s a fashion icon. He’s not. He’s a walking embarrassment.
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he’s like a rainbow in a suit
He wore a shirt that had glitter and a bowtie. It was too much.
He danced in the hallway. Everyone saw it. No one will forget.
He tried to sing. It sounded like a broken kazoo.
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he’s the gayest man I’ve ever met
He cried when his pet goldfish died. I was confused.
He told me his cat is his boyfriend. I didn’t believe him.
He wore glitter to school. I thought it was a dare.
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