F1 pusher

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An F1 pusher is a clueless noob who just hits F1 when told, like a brain-dead robot. They don’t know what they’re doing and hope someone else will save them from their own stupidity.
"F1! F1! I swear if I don’t hit F1 I’ll die!", A noob screaming in a fleet battle.
"I pressed F1 and nothing happened. I’m not a real player, I’m just a F1 pusher.", A player who can’t tell a ship from a sandwich.
"F1! F1! I don’t know what else to do!", A noob who has no idea what F1 even does.
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A F1 pusher is someone who can’t think for themselves. They just press F1 when someone yells at them, like a dog who only knows one command.
"I pressed F1 because I heard the Fleet Commander scream. That’s how it works, right?", A noob who’s never played a game before.
"I’m not a real pilot. I’m a F1 pusher. I just press F1 when told.", A player who doesn’t know what a ship is.
"F1! F1! I’m not a real player!", A noob who’s lost in space and doesn’t know how to fight.
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A F1 pusher is the worst kind of player. They don’t know what they’re doing. They just press F1 when told, like a blind idiot following orders.
"I pressed F1 because I was told to. I have no idea what I’m doing. I’m just a F1 pusher.", A noob who’s completely lost.
"F1! F1! I swear I’ll die if I don’t press F1!", A noob who’s scared of everything.
"I’m not a real pilot. I’m a F1 pusher. I just follow orders and press F1.", A noob who thinks F1 is a magic button.
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