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When you loot a construction zone like a thief, take some random cone or barrel, and chuck it at your buddy's house or stick it on their car like a cheap gift.
I took a barrel from a construction site and tossed it on my bro's roof. His dog looked confused.
I stole a road cone and threw it out my friend's window. His mom screamed.
I grabbed a barricade and put it on my neighbor's car. Now it looks like a parking lot.