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When you loot a construction zone like a thief, take some random cone or barrel, and chuck it at your buddy's house or stick it on their car like a cheap gift.
I took a barrel from a construction site and tossed it on my bro's roof. His dog looked confused.
I stole a road cone and threw it out my friend's window. His mom screamed.
I grabbed a barricade and put it on my neighbor's car. Now it looks like a parking lot.
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Stealing a cone or barrel from a construction zone and chucking it at your friend's house or sticking it on their car like you're trying to annoy them.
I snatched a cone and threw it out my friend's sunroof. His cat ran away.
I took a barrel from a construction site and dumped it on my roommate's car. He's still mad.
I stole a barricade and put it on my friend's porch. Now he thinks it's a decoration.
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Taking a cone or barrel from a construction site and either tossing it at your friend's house or sticking it on their car like you're doing it for fun and no one cares.
I grabbed a cone and tossed it through my friend's window. His cereal was covered in paint.
I stole a barrel and put it on my buddy's car. Now it looks like a mini warehouse.
I took a barricade and threw it on my neighbor's porch. She thinks it's a new chair.
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Grabbing a cone or barrel from a construction zone and either chucking it at your friend's house or sticking it on their car because you're too lazy to do anything else.
I took a cone and threw it at my friend's car. Now his windshield looks like a painting.
I stole a barrel and put it on my buddy's porch. He thinks it's a new door.
I grabbed a barricade and tossed it through my neighbor's window. Her cat is now a decoration.
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Snatching a cone or barrel from a construction site and either throwing it at your friend's house or attaching it to their car like you're trying to mess with them for no reason.
I took a cone and tossed it on my friend's roof. Now his house looks like a traffic jam.
I stole a barrel and stuck it on my buddy's car. He thinks it's a new bumper.
I grabbed a barricade and threw it at my neighbor's window. Now it looks like a sign.
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Looting a construction site for a cone or barrel and either tossing it at your friend's house or sticking it on their car because you're too cheap to buy them a real gift.
I took a cone and threw it at my friend's window. His dog ran away.
I stole a barrel and put it on my buddy's car. Now it looks like a parking spot.
I grabbed a barricade and stuck it on my neighbor's porch. She thinks it's a new rug.
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